A mom with two kids walks into school.
Mom smiles at the school director and says “ Good morning.”
School Director comes closer and then smiles at the mom, and then reaches out for mom’s back.
Puzzled mom turns around to see the school director holding a clothes hanger.
“What’s that?” The mom asks.
“You had a hanger on your back.”
Punch line? None. That really happened to me.
I literally had a white, plastic hanger stuck to the back of my coat. I was walking around with a hanger clinging to me – and that hanger was no joke. It was a tough little son of a gun! I got dressed for work, put on my wool trench coat, got into the car, drove to school, then got out of the car to unload my kids, and all the while I had a hanger attached to me. In my book, that’s worse than a “Kick Me” sign.
Don’t ask me how, but stupid stuff like that happens to me every day. I hope you can laugh at my expense.