Monthly Archives: September 2010

I Couldn’t Make This Stuff Up

Only moments ago, I helped my daughter to get out of her bed and use the potty.  She finally knows what the feeling is like and stays dry almost every night.  This time she had to poopie.  I assume this … Continue reading

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Biz e-Birthday Bash

  Last Saturday’s birthday party was a success! No one puked, nothing got broken and I actually had time to sit and enjoy a glass of wine before it was done. The wow factor this year was the Monkey Bus.  The Monkey … Continue reading

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I Am Featured!

A fun little bonus at 12:31 a.m. came along as I sifted through WordPress’ “featured blogs” for September 28, 2010. There was little ‘ole me (Bizemom) highlighted on the home page for last night’s post on “The Art of Teaching Political Correctness.”  How cool!?  … Continue reading

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The Art of Teaching Political Correctness

  If I had one word to describe my daughter it would be: “blunt.” She calls it likes she sees it and doesn’t hold back. She’s three. My Biz e-Baby1 hasn’t learned that we live in a world of political correctness. Frankly, … Continue reading

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Biz e-Friday Countdown 9.24.10

Biz e-Friday Countdown highlights the best of this week’s blogs:     5.)    Expatresse finds the people of Luxemburg have a sense of humor after she discovers sarcasm in a handicap parking sign.  A picture’s worth a thousand words.  See for … Continue reading

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Smells Like Tween Spirit

Recently, I was having coffee with a girlfriend who is a mother of three children. Her oldest is a 10-year-old girl or, in other words, a tween—too old for toys, too young for boys. I told her that my daughter … Continue reading

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When Noo-noos Attack

Have you ever watched the TV show, When Animals Attack? You see these seemingly harmless, beautiful creatures of nature turn on humans and practically maul them to death.  It’s scary. But, it’s also stupid.  It’s stupid of the person who … Continue reading

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Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Innocent

My little Biz e-Family Tree After reading some scary article about Internet safety, I have decided that from this point forward, I am not going to mention my kids or husband by name. As more people read this blog, it … Continue reading

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Ever Come Across a Mompetitor? (repost)

Tonight’s busy (translation Glee season premiere) and I had to take the easy way out.  I know you will enjoy this though. It’s a little parody of those super-duper, super-annoying, competitive moms who think they know it all, act like … Continue reading

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Three is the New Two

  I have heard of the “terrible twos” and always pitied those poor mothers who had children throwing themselves on the floor in the middle of the grocery aisle. All the while, I was smugly thinking to myself, “I am … Continue reading

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